I. My brain feels like it has gone on vacation without me. I feel like shouting out in desperation, 'oh brain, wherefore art thou', except I read yesterday that wherefore actually means why and the phrase that I have always mistakenly believed to mean 'oh Romeo where are you' actually means 'oh Romeo why are you Romeo' (as in why are you a Montague ( Read more... )

I'm on a hunger spree! It's a little alarming how strongly your primitive instincts can overrule all rational attempts at self-restriction (or maybe I'm not actually trying, which does kind of make sense). So anyway, I just finished more than a quarter of a massive watermelon and all I want to do now is find some nice corner and park myself there ( Read more... )